Seriously, Avatar, why all the hate for SorryGuy? It's the Non-Denominational Annual Winter Gift Giving Season. It's all about the love and riots at Wal-Mart. I went there today and it was f'n nuts. I cannot wait for Saturday. I'm going to go there, sit at the instore McDonalds and chow down on Cheeseburgers while the psychos loot and riot. HILARIOUS
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Congrats to Jake for having an insnane number of tags! SOON OUR PLAN WILL BE COMPLETE! BY THE DARK POWERS THAT BE! BY SHAKUL! BY HASTUR! BY PSYDUCK! I CHOOSE YOU BILLY MORENO!!!
I have to make room in my sig for this one. Not an extendo, this one is main sig material.
The only thing I have to say about Tim White is that I honestly did not believe WWE could go any lower than they did.......at least during this calendar year.
Actually, this is about the 8th thread like this season. What keeps happening is that the thread dies. Meh.
Either way, Indianapolis is still the best team in football, but I like the possibility that the Colts may have to beat the Patriots to get to the AFC Championship game. That's just funny.
First off, congratulations to all the winners....even he that has a billion blue tags
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I feel the same way in regards to DSU. While I am honored that you would choose me I honestly think that besides maybe from Janurary-May DSU deserves it more.
That's OK....I only lost by one vote (me thinks)....honestly, I thought it would be a TFE-esque landslide victory for you and thus I voted for myself as I thought I would have been the only one. THanks to everyone who did vote for me.
It's alright though....second place was remarkable to me.
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In my sincere opinion, tfe should have a handicap of at least -30 votes
I am your honorable Chairman, Darksteel Underpants
Meet your Iron Chefs
Iron Chef Black - Greebo
Iron Chef Red - CynicalSquirrel
Iron Chef Green - NavyJoe
Iron Chef White - Greebo
Iron Chef Blue - Bluemage76
Iron Chef Artifact - Disrupt_Your_Hymn
Win-Loss Records of Iron Chefs**
Disrupt_Your_Hymn: 2-1 (draygn_mage)
Greebo (Black): 2-1 (Enigma91)
CynicalSquirrel: 1-1 (Enigma91)
Greebo (White): 0-1 (Jobie)
Bluemage76: 0-2 (Hellbent4hollywood, ak1200)
NavyJoe: 0-2 (ak1200, Chimpanzee)
**The names in parentheses are the challengers in the melee battle for the title should an Iron Chef lose three matches
Rules - Maybe you want to know them
1. The battle will begin with the Chairman choosing a card to be the 'secret ingredient' of each match. Multicolored cards will count as both or all of their colors. (Example: If the Chairman chooses Vindicate, it can be the secret ingredient of both Black and White)
2. Both the Iron Chef and challenger will have three days to make and post a deck that features the 'secret ingredient' card. There MUST be four copies of the card in the deck, and at least three in the maindeck (you can have one in the sideboard). Sideboards are not required for your deck, but it wouldn't hurt.
3. After the three day time limit has passed, I will post a poll featuring the matchups and the decks. If a player does not post a deck or edits the deck after the time limit has passed, they are immediately disqualified. The poll lasts for two days and the people, the Salvation community will decide the winner. [NOTE: Yes, you can vote for yourself as well as vote in the other match-ups.] If the poll ends in a tie, there is no winner to that match and an immediate rematch will be scheduled. Only Green Teabagger and Darksteel Underpants will be prohibited from voting in the polls.
4. Decks made for the matchups must be legal for the Legacy format. If you do not know the Banned and Restricted List for Legacy, here is a link to the Legacy B+R list. Decks do not have to be mono-colored. (Example: If Iron Chef Red is making a deck that the 'secret ingredient' is Fire Elemental, they can make it a red-green deck as long as it appears four times overall in the deck.) You can also include a brief explanation as to the goal of your deck.
5. Decks are judged based on originality, creativity, how well they used the 'secret ingredient', and the overall strength of the deck. You may also consider which deck would win if the decks played a series of games. When your deck is finished, either post it on this thread or Private Message it to either Darksteel Underpants or Green Teabagger.
6. Now. This is the important part to the Iron Chefs. Each normal battle is a one-on-one match. But...........If you lose three matches, your position as Iron Chef is in jeopardy. If that happens, there will be a FOUR-WAY CHALLENGE between the three challengers that defeated the Iron Chef and the Iron Chef themselves. The winner will become the Iron Chef for that color (or perhaps retain their job) That means you can become an Iron Chef even after the original battle. [NOTE: There has been a change here. The three match losses needed to have a melee battle for the title of Iron Chef no longer need to be consecutive. -- GTB]
7. To challenge an Iron Chef to battle, you need only PM me or Green Teabagger with the Iron Chef you wish to challenge. I will arrange the battle as soon as possible. I will be trying to have all six Iron Chefs battling at the same time. Please only challenge one Iron Chef at a time.
8. Any of these rules can be changed at any time. I will announce updates to the rules as they are decided upon. There will also be rounds when I make a 'special rule' for your battle. Sometimes, a special rule battle may need additional time to make the deck. Example: I may decide that the decks must be a Highlander format deck where other than basic land (and the secret ingredient) you can only have one copy of every card in the deck.
Greebo went 1-1 in his two battles defeating Xyre (5 to 2) in a battle of Ebonblade Reapers and losing to Jobie (5 to 3) in a battle of Concerted Efforts.
Disrupt_Your_Hymn suffers his first loss against draygn_mage with Jinxed Idols in a virtual blowout of 6 to 2.
NavyJoe and CynicalSquirrel were defeated by Chimpanzee and Enigma91 respectively by default.
Today's Battles - The Reason You are Here
Today, we start five battles.
Iron Chef Red -- CynicalSquirrel versus draygn_mage
Empyrial Armor, sadly, was in Weatherlight. I'm sick right now but as soon as I have more energy I'll get some more decklists going. The only one I have handy is the Worlds Matt Linde one and that's Standard.
Rats..........I thought it was Stronghold...........O well......that really would've been sick then I guess.
Finite Eternity 10WWW
Legendary Enchantment-Aura
Enchant Creature
Enchanted creature is indestructible and has "Whenever this creatures deals damage to a player, put a token into play that's a copy of enchanted creature."
Epic
We have our decks set for blocks from Kamigawa thru Odyssey
We still need some help for the older blocks as we still haven't had much luck finding information and decklists.
@SnoopDoggAtog: Great stuff. If you got more or can get more, we can use it. About WW Shadow in Tempest....I wasn't playing in Tempest Block, but I can guess that its pretty much Soltaris, Empyrial Armor, with a little disruption...right?
All five matches are set for Saturday evening, but that dosen't mean you cannot get in the queue for the next rounds.
Saturday's Matches
Iron Chef Artifact Disrupt_Your_Hymn versus armlx
Iron Chef White Greebo versus bateleur
Iron Chef Black Greebo versus AJFirst
Iron Chef Red CynicalSquirrel versus draygn_mage
Iron Chef Green NavyJoe versus Enigma91
There is one day left in the polls, so vote for the best deck!!!
UPN until the contract runs out which I think is sometime next year, and then WWE might just cancel Smackdown as no one seems to want it. UPN dosen't want it anymore, that's why they moved it to Fridays
I got it, so I've added it as an attachment.
Seriously, Avatar, why all the hate for SorryGuy? It's the Non-Denominational Annual Winter Gift Giving Season. It's all about the love and riots at Wal-Mart. I went there today and it was f'n nuts. I cannot wait for Saturday. I'm going to go there, sit at the instore McDonalds and chow down on Cheeseburgers while the psychos loot and riot. HILARIOUS
I have to make room in my sig for this one. Not an extendo, this one is main sig material.
Either way, Indianapolis is still the best team in football, but I like the possibility that the Colts may have to beat the Patriots to get to the AFC Championship game. That's just funny.
That's OK....I only lost by one vote (me thinks)....honestly, I thought it would be a TFE-esque landslide victory for you and thus I voted for myself as I thought I would have been the only one. THanks to everyone who did vote for me.
It's alright though....second place was remarkable to me.
....and TFE still would have won by a landslide.
Creature - Dragon Spirit Shaman
Welcome to Salvation Stadium....
I am your honorable Chairman, Darksteel Underpants
Meet your Iron Chefs
Iron Chef Black - Greebo
Iron Chef Red - CynicalSquirrel
Iron Chef Green - NavyJoe
Iron Chef White - Greebo
Iron Chef Blue - Bluemage76
Iron Chef Artifact - Disrupt_Your_Hymn
Win-Loss Records of Iron Chefs**
Disrupt_Your_Hymn: 2-1 (draygn_mage)
Greebo (Black): 2-1 (Enigma91)
CynicalSquirrel: 1-1 (Enigma91)
Greebo (White): 0-1 (Jobie)
Bluemage76: 0-2 (Hellbent4hollywood, ak1200)
NavyJoe: 0-2 (ak1200, Chimpanzee)
**The names in parentheses are the challengers in the melee battle for the title should an Iron Chef lose three matches
Rules - Maybe you want to know them
1. The battle will begin with the Chairman choosing a card to be the 'secret ingredient' of each match. Multicolored cards will count as both or all of their colors. (Example: If the Chairman chooses Vindicate, it can be the secret ingredient of both Black and White)
2. Both the Iron Chef and challenger will have three days to make and post a deck that features the 'secret ingredient' card. There MUST be four copies of the card in the deck, and at least three in the maindeck (you can have one in the sideboard). Sideboards are not required for your deck, but it wouldn't hurt.
3. After the three day time limit has passed, I will post a poll featuring the matchups and the decks. If a player does not post a deck or edits the deck after the time limit has passed, they are immediately disqualified. The poll lasts for two days and the people, the Salvation community will decide the winner. [NOTE: Yes, you can vote for yourself as well as vote in the other match-ups.] If the poll ends in a tie, there is no winner to that match and an immediate rematch will be scheduled. Only Green Teabagger and Darksteel Underpants will be prohibited from voting in the polls.
4. Decks made for the matchups must be legal for the Legacy format. If you do not know the Banned and Restricted List for Legacy, here is a link to the Legacy B+R list. Decks do not have to be mono-colored. (Example: If Iron Chef Red is making a deck that the 'secret ingredient' is Fire Elemental, they can make it a red-green deck as long as it appears four times overall in the deck.) You can also include a brief explanation as to the goal of your deck.
5. Decks are judged based on originality, creativity, how well they used the 'secret ingredient', and the overall strength of the deck. You may also consider which deck would win if the decks played a series of games. When your deck is finished, either post it on this thread or Private Message it to either Darksteel Underpants or Green Teabagger.
6. Now. This is the important part to the Iron Chefs. Each normal battle is a one-on-one match. But...........If you lose three matches, your position as Iron Chef is in jeopardy. If that happens, there will be a FOUR-WAY CHALLENGE between the three challengers that defeated the Iron Chef and the Iron Chef themselves. The winner will become the Iron Chef for that color (or perhaps retain their job)
7. To challenge an Iron Chef to battle, you need only PM me or Green Teabagger with the Iron Chef you wish to challenge. I will arrange the battle as soon as possible. I will be trying to have all six Iron Chefs battling at the same time. Please only challenge one Iron Chef at a time.
8. Any of these rules can be changed at any time. I will announce updates to the rules as they are decided upon. There will also be rounds when I make a 'special rule' for your battle. Sometimes, a special rule battle may need additional time to make the deck. Example: I may decide that the decks must be a Highlander format deck where other than basic land (and the secret ingredient) you can only have one copy of every card in the deck.
9. Please use proper deck tags or card tags, preferably cardtags. Here is an explantion on how to use the tags
In our last round....
Greebo went 1-1 in his two battles defeating Xyre (5 to 2) in a battle of Ebonblade Reapers and losing to Jobie (5 to 3) in a battle of Concerted Efforts.
Disrupt_Your_Hymn suffers his first loss against draygn_mage with Jinxed Idols in a virtual blowout of 6 to 2.
NavyJoe and CynicalSquirrel were defeated by Chimpanzee and Enigma91 respectively by default.
Today's Battles - The Reason You are Here
Today, we start five battles.
Iron Chef Red -- CynicalSquirrel versus draygn_mage
Iron Chef Artifact -- Disrupt_Your_Hymn versus armlx
Iron Chef Black -- Greebo versus AJFirst
Iron Chef Green -- NavyJoe versus Enigma91
Iron Chef White -- Greebo versus bateleur
The deadline for deck submission is Tuesday, December 20th at 6:00 P.M. EST
Good luck to all!
I am probably going to keep working on the Battle of the Blocks when they aren't around as I'm taking a few weeks off from poker.
Land
Fading 3
t:AddB to your mana pool.You lose 1 life.
If I were going, I'd have probably played Boros Deck Wins or Mad Tog.
Rats..........I thought it was Stronghold...........O well......that really would've been sick then I guess.
Legendary Enchantment-Aura
Enchant Creature
Enchanted creature is indestructible and has "Whenever this creatures deals damage to a player, put a token into play that's a copy of enchanted creature."
Epic
Next: Golden Showers
We have our decks set for blocks from Kamigawa thru Odyssey
We still need some help for the older blocks as we still haven't had much luck finding information and decklists.
@SnoopDoggAtog: Great stuff. If you got more or can get more, we can use it. About WW Shadow in Tempest....I wasn't playing in Tempest Block, but I can guess that its pretty much Soltaris, Empyrial Armor, with a little disruption...right?
All five matches are set for Saturday evening, but that dosen't mean you cannot get in the queue for the next rounds.
Saturday's Matches
Iron Chef Artifact Disrupt_Your_Hymn versus armlx
Iron Chef White Greebo versus bateleur
Iron Chef Black Greebo versus AJFirst
Iron Chef Red CynicalSquirrel versus draygn_mage
Iron Chef Green NavyJoe versus Enigma91
There is one day left in the polls, so vote for the best deck!!!
UPN until the contract runs out which I think is sometime next year, and then WWE might just cancel Smackdown as no one seems to want it. UPN dosen't want it anymore, that's why they moved it to Fridays
Well, get up off your ass and
spampost in the Custom Cards section 'til you get there like the rest of us.