I might be picking up on herrings, but I can see references to Richard Gere, Guns n' Roses, Jay Z...
Who is Chaos Lord? Is there a poster with that name?
Chaos Lord is a card from Ice Age.
And I'm feeling pretty good about this riddle. You've all guessed just about every incorrect option in the world, so soon there'll be nothing but correct guesses!
Curious how people are getting their guesses? The 7 no one had the right reason for but enough of you had it, and the non-creature I gave because we had 6 pages of stuff that was all not on the right track, but I won't evidence to support your theories from here on out!
Also, I will be taking my lunch break soon, so you'll be left to only talk amongst yourselves for about an hour. Hopefully that will prove productive.
I thought this was a reference to a popular Sig line with a quote from Dr. Jeebus about Wizards putting hundred dollar bills in packs and people compaining about how they were folded.
Perhaps, but what part of a card could Dr. Jeebus relate to?
Not a creature?
Fetches fatties?
That seems to make sense.
Good sense.
What with the loving big creatures and not liking Baneslayer.
I wish other people were actually reading these posts...
At least part of this is right! And yes, reading posts is a good idea. I don't want this to go 30 pages.
Harbinger is guessing at about 7 different cards, but he's the only person to have a correct element beyond CC or rarity (though all rarities have been guessed, except non-mythic rare).
The last haiku has been updated. I do NOT heart Vizzerdrix, because it's not as good as I thought. I've seen some correct elements, but not enough where I'm willing to edit the original post. A couple things to note:
1. The first thing you learned about word problems in 5th grade is that they ALWAYS have more information than you need.
2. Guns N Roses used a soundbite from Cool Hand Luke in the song Civil War. While people citing both things are technically correct, and while i love GNR, they should not be given credit for writing those words.
I had the good fortune of going to the Red Sox/Yankees game in Fenway last night. It hurt seeing the Sox lose in extra innings, but there's always a silver lining. That silver lining came in the form of a foul ball that appeared as though it was aimed directly at me. I caught the ball, and to my surprise found a series of poems written on it!
Haikus are much fun
You can hide a CC there
Were you so inclined
What we've got here is
Failure to communicate
Some men you can't reach
Gerbils make good pets
They are small and are furry
They fit in my ass
If you are having
Problems with Eldrazi I
Feel bad for you, son
Booster pack opened
Inside Benjamin is found
Buyer still complains
Luke is a Jedi
The force is strong with this one
Episode 1 sucked
I heart Chaos Lord
Baneslayer Angel is crap
Grozoth is better
#edit:
I do NOT <3 Vizzerdrix. My apologies, I thought the card was better than it is. Haiku has been corrected.
And so it begins!!!
??? - 7
???
????????
I'll give you a little bit for free:
Artist: Izzy
#8/248
Chaos Lord is a card from Ice Age.
And I'm feeling pretty good about this riddle. You've all guessed just about every incorrect option in the world, so soon there'll be nothing but correct guesses!
Also, I will be taking my lunch break soon, so you'll be left to only talk amongst yourselves for about an hour. Hopefully that will prove productive.
Perhaps, but what part of a card could Dr. Jeebus relate to?
At least part of this is right! And yes, reading posts is a good idea. I don't want this to go 30 pages.
I'd go further than saying it's not a 7/7...
1. The first thing you learned about word problems in 5th grade is that they ALWAYS have more information than you need.
2. Guns N Roses used a soundbite from Cool Hand Luke in the song Civil War. While people citing both things are technically correct, and while i love GNR, they should not be given credit for writing those words.
There are? My eyes must not be working properly.
Haikus are much fun
You can hide a CC there
Were you so inclined
What we've got here is
Failure to communicate
Some men you can't reach
Gerbils make good pets
They are small and are furry
They fit in my ass
If you are having
Problems with Eldrazi I
Feel bad for you, son
Booster pack opened
Inside Benjamin is found
Buyer still complains
Luke is a Jedi
The force is strong with this one
Episode 1 sucked
I heart Chaos Lord
Baneslayer Angel is crap
Grozoth is better
#edit:
I do NOT <3 Vizzerdrix. My apologies, I thought the card was better than it is. Haiku has been corrected.
And so it begins!!!
??? - 7
???
????????
I'll give you a little bit for free:
Artist: Izzy
#8/248
CARD IS NOT A CREATURE.
Thou shalt not quote the lord in vain! This is NOTHING like that!
I did. That's why my last post was like 4 hours ago.
I absolutely agree. Riddles can be fun, but 16 pages of riddle for what's probably not going to be anything beyond a limited card is a bit excessive.