MTG Salvation

Here is Team Sex Monkeys Aggro Rock:

3 Wooded Foothills
3 Bloodstained Mire
4 Llanowar Wastes
6 Forest
4 Swamp
2 Mountain
4 Birds of Paradise
3 Jens
3 Eternal Witness
3 Ravenous Baloth
3 Flametongue Kavu
3 Kokusho
3 Seizan
4 Duress
4 Cabal Therapy
4 Terminate
4 Pernicous Deed

Feel Free to comment, it is working good

Ok lets start with the list( sorry i dont know how to deck tag)

4 Polluted Delta
4 Underground River
4 Llanowar Wastes
6 Island
4 Swamp
2 Forest

4 Psychatog
3 Shadowmage infiltrator
3 Kokusho

4 Thirst for Knowledge
4 Mana Leak
4 Counterspell
4 Duress
4 Cabal Therapy
4 Chainers Edict
4 Pernicious Deed

No sideboard yet, it is still playtesting

I played the mirror tonight, 10 games, and lost 1, the deck was playing Urza's Rage, and i lost via pain, and a rage for 3, then rage for 10 (but the playmistake was on my part, i knew he had rage in hand, and i cast the Finkel with a therapy in the yard, and forgot )

It also played Rock, and UG Madness and faired pretty well, the good part about having the disruption and removal, is that you dont have to worry about countering every spell in their deck, and agianst tog, your more efficient for the reason that every spell you cast is a must counter for them, only game altering spells are a must counter for them, otherwise you can use removal on them.

Please post feedback!

If Your going to run it, Run it like this

20 Swamp
4 Chrome Mox
4 Putrid Imp
4 Buried Alive
4 Kokusho
4 Patriarchs Bidding
4 Diabolic Tutor
4 Smother
4 Chainers Edict
4 Duress
4 Cabal Therapy

I got my first Tattoo last friday, a pentacle on my back. Next week im going to get more done, im addicted.

In July, im getting a UV tattoo of a maze on my face, ouch thats gonna hurt

so its not out yet?

When will this be out?

BOYCOTT 9th EDITION!!!!!!!! DONT BUY ANY OF IT UNTIL THEY REPRINT IT WITH POWER CARDS!!!!!! HAHAHAHA

/rant of foolishness

you think they will realize that they are flopping like dead fish, and are loosing money by printing ****ty cards

It's for a very casual deck im building here is the list, it isnt doing too bad

12 Swamp
4 Lotus Petal
4 LED
4 Putrid Imp
4 Worldgorger Dragon
4 Animate Dead
4 Contract
4 Ghitu Fire

Here's My question

Turn 1:
LED, Swamp, contract from below on stack, sack LED, discarding my hand to get BBB, then draw 8 cards that's Legal, correct?

Here are my Results for tonight, i dont have all the cards for my deck, but it did beautifully(sp?) none the less.

19 Forest
1 Swamp
4 Birds of Paradise
3 Elvish Pioneer
4 Sakura-Tribe Elder
4 Wood Elves
2 Viridian Zealot
4 Troll Ascetic
3 Eternal Witness
4 Fangren Firstborn
3 Kodama's Reach
4 Jitte
2 Sword of Fire and Ice
3 Blanchwood Armor

Sideboard:
4 Cranial Extraction
4 Plow Under
2 Naturalize
5 Forest

Round One: Stack of Random ****(Litterally)(UWG)
Game 1: Well, nothing you can plan on fighting, I ended up getting a 11/12 bird via the armor, then jitt'd it for win
Game 2: It was still a crazy game, i won via a troll
2-0-0

Round Two: Burning Bridges
Game 1: Wow, this was easy, i dropped turn 2 troll turn 3 Armor and land search turn 3, it was mine SB: -4 Firstborn -2 Forest +2 Naturalize +4 Cranial
Game 2: I got the turn 3 Cranial Extraction off for bridge, and won a few turns later
4-0-0

Round Three: White Weenie
Game 1: holy crap, this was hard. It's a very fast deck, that ended up getting 3rd, i lost game one due to him having land drops perfect.
Game 2: Well, I got a turn 2 Armor on birds, and it went from there, i won because he never got land 4 for his wrath
Game 3: This was the easiest game, he sat on one land, and only could play his 1 drops which wood elves raped
6-1-0

Round 4: Hondens
Game 1 and 2: I lost horrifically, due to lack of the other 2 naturalize and 2 other zealots.
6-3-0

So, all in all, I got 2nd and won a foil DCI Oath of druids hehe

now, when its done, the deck will look like this:

19 Forest
1 Swamp
4 Birds
3 Pioneer
3 Elder
4 Wood Elves
3 Zealot
3 Witness
4 Troll
4 Firstborn
3 Beacon
3 Jitte
3 Sword
3 Blanchwood Armor

SB:
4 Cranial
3 Defense Grid
3 Naturalize
2 Tranquility
3 Plow Under

Alrighty then, what i learned:
BLANCHWOOD ARMOR WON ME SO MANY GAMES IT IS AWESOME!!!!!!, As is Pioneer, with 7-8 turn 2 3 mana sources, it just makes the deck work!

I might take out witness's, I might replace them with whatever

That's Quite Enough Beta

You need to keep you negative ass comments off this ****ing thread. If you dont want to be happy for our little stoner child(well, now ex-stoner) then go and find the OMFG I GOT THRU COLLEGE, AND NOW MAKE 50+ a year. Bc, guess what, i am out of HS in less than a month, and thru my DRUGGIE connections, i have a job with a corp, making 72+ doing security for there computers.

And i got this by helping a friend out with Hero. So dont think you know everything, or if you think you do, Ill make sure your mom serves me my breakfast in her underwear.

Oh, and one more thing *****, i might be a little pissed off, and a tad bit drunk, but i do have aifam(bom) connections, which owe me favors, so if you feel froggy, bring your fat ass down here to Fairborn, Ohio, and i'll make sure you go back as a self-mutilator, if you arent already one Pretty Boy

Blessed Be
Washu

/End Troll Feeding

Angelica-

I understand very well what you mean. Are you an Aderol Person? PCP? lol. I have to get off here, school's almost out!~!

ttyil

What if they are wanting to be software programmers, and are really bright, but they got mono their senior year of HS, and had to settle for the GED due to failing because of absences?

Im actually going to graduate, and i have scholarships coming my way, but i would gladly give them up if someone who had to get a GED for WHATEVER reason deserved them more (academically)

And Dont officers have to be in the lower ranks first? wow, your intelligent....not