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  • posted a message on Why does everyone post questions about girl advice here?
    Quote from Tendrils of God
    this is just a huge sum of overgeneralizations. Statistics cannot be applied to INDIVIDUALS.


    keep telling yourself that to feel better about the pathetic situation you find yourself with on that other thread you started...

    Warning for trolling
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  • posted a message on What Should I Do?
    Quote from linvala
    you guys are aware this is a troll thread I hope...


    What is a "troll"?
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  • posted a message on Competition!
    Quote from stavewasky
    And 'adveb' isn't a word!


    Thanks for correcting me stave! I've changed my post to be gramatically correct.
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  • posted a message on Competition!
    Quote from Stardust
    You are a very strange person... does "very" qualify as a conjunction? I'm not sure.


    Nope. Very is an adverb! http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/very
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  • posted a message on Why does everyone post questions about girl advice here?
    Quote from Jay13x
    Steve, In all seriousness, why did you make this thread? Why are you on this board? I find it more pathetic when someone feels the need to put down people they consider 'pathetic', than for those 'pathetic' people to ask for help from other people who may have been in their situation. I guess if your self esteem is so low you need to feel better than some other people who post on a magic card site on the internet, do whatever keeps you from killing yourself.


    Well Jay, in all seriousness, I made this thread because I'm trying to get an infraction...and up to this point, I've been unsuccessful. Sad Face.

    My self esteem is pretty high though sometimes I still have to cry myself to sleep at night because I am alone and no one loves me. Maybe I should take these forums seriously! It seems that a lot of people here have good advice and can legitimitely help me with my life which sort of sucks at the moment.
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  • posted a message on What Should I Do?
    Quote from Jay13x
    You 'decided' to break his wrist, collar bones and knee? How, exactly, did you do this?


    with his Honden of Infinite Rage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  • posted a message on What Should I Do?
    Are you a gang member?
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  • posted a message on Competition!
    Let's create the largest list of conjunctions ever!

    Everyone can write one.

    I'll start!

    "For"
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  • posted a message on What Should I Do?
    Like what? You would attempt to break my wrist, both collar bones, as well as a knee with my friends watching?

    I'd enjoy that, since it seems to be working out so swimmingly for you right now...maybe you could start another thread about how to deal with me.
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  • posted a message on What Should I Do?
    Quote from Squeestoy
    You are using fear to try and make my decisions irrational but my horrible vocabulary is not the issue i am looking for real advice well mods close this thread.


    Maybe you should have made rational decisions before you started fighting homeboy and his gang...
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  • posted a message on Why does everyone post questions about girl advice here?
    Quote from Silex Flint
    I like how the OP contradicts themselves


    I like how you're from Ireland because I like potatoes, Guinness, and Jameson. Send me some.
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  • posted a message on What Should I Do?
    Quote from Squeestoy
    hey dude i would prefer some advice not fearmongering ok just leave unless you have a valid option.


    advice: move. far away. (Do you really expect a serious answer here?)

    Also, fearmongering: one inclined to raise or excite alarms especially needlessly. I'm curious how i meet this definition.

    Wikipedia defines it further: Fear mongering (or scaremongering) is the use of fear to influence the opinions and actions of others towards some specific end. The feared object or subject is sometimes exaggerated, and the pattern of fear mongering is usually one of repetition, in order to continuously reinforce the intended effects of this tactic.

    I don't see how I meet that definition either...
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  • posted a message on What Should I Do?
    Quote from Squeestoy
    I was being harassed by a know gang member and I decided to break his wrist both collar bones as well as a knee with his friends watching. I am wondering should I be worried about retribution and if I should what should I do?


    For this supposedly being a nerd forum, you don't seem very smart. NO S**T, YOU SHOULD BE WORRIED.

    idk what you should do. you're straight up F***ED.
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  • posted a message on Why are girls that I like always taken?
    Quote from Tendrils of God
    Apparently that's how you rate human success. I was just complaining about my luck with the opposite sex, but apparently you have all the luck in the world. Congratulations. However, it still boils down to the fact that both of us are on MTG Salvation, so we are pretty much both screwed, unless you are a lifeless troll, in which case, you are inferior to everyone on this forum.


    1. I never said I rated human success that way...just your success.

    2. I am very lucky. I never lose the die roll or the coin flip with Sorcerer's Strongbox

    3. Why does being on MTG Salvation make me screwed???? I can have a great conversation with someone like you. This is the highlight of my day!
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  • posted a message on Why are girls that I like always taken?
    Quote from Outlaw_DJ

    Also, everyone, stop flaming this guy please.


    I'm pretty sure I'm the only guy flaming him...and I think he actually craves the attention.

    Quote from Outlaw_DJ

    Maybe she will ditch her bf and come to you if you become that interesting...!


    Outlaw, I wish I had the optimism you are attempting to impart.
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