I'm surprised I'm the first to post this, but Flash/Hulk. Also Fenetic Efreet/Chance Encounter and the very appropriately-named duo of Entomb and Exhume.
Honorable mention: kinda two-piece, definitely not two-card. Blazing Shoal/Berserk. Sadly neutered by Mystical Tutor leaving Legacy.
Edit at below: I for one loved Melira, any Persist 187 creature and any sacrifice outlet.
[on a] Stick: Imprinted by Isochron Scepter
Mise: making a tactically dangerous decision based on luck. Also Mised: getting exactly what you needed.
"Searching for a Force of Will in response on a Brainstorm? Mise well amirite? Getting one to save my life? Mised!"
You'd have to have one mother****er of a banned list for this format to be stable. Efficient lifegain, the aforementioned Angel of Jubilation and Nex, pretty much all fast mana with a colored mana cost, and Trinisphere/Nether Void would have to be axed.
Edit at above: yes. Lands would be forced additions with bans on City of Traitors and Ancient Tomb.
Came here to post Great Wall, will instead nominate Soul Sculptor. Besides being a rules nightmare, it pretty much has only two uses, both of which I employ- getting around a Wrath, and mono-white selective, repetitive creature removal. The latter is nearly unheard-of.
Shortest: T0 win against a consenting victim with illegal Vintage Flash/Hulk. He went first, died before his draw step.
Longest: Decking myself in a 2 vs. 1 game with my white "protection from you" deck against noobs. I was swinging for five every turn in the end, but gave them so much life by Plowsharing Colossi that I couldn't beat them down to zero before drawing my last. In a 75-card deck.
Maro's article was in reference to Hurloon Wrangler, which simply borrows attributes from Hurloon Minotaur. That card is oft mentioned because when Unglued came out, it caused people to strip in order to block Denimwalk, which was sometimes illegal.
This is such an old common mistake that MiseTings Photoshopped the stick to make fun of it.
Content edit: Mana Drain and Stroke of Genius. I take the latter over Braingeyser because of the base colored mana cost of U.
You would like Al-Jazeera. They intentionally report the news as dryly as possible.
Honorable mention: kinda two-piece, definitely not two-card. Blazing Shoal/Berserk. Sadly neutered by Mystical Tutor leaving Legacy.
Edit at below: I for one loved Melira, any Persist 187 creature and any sacrifice outlet.
Mise: making a tactically dangerous decision based on luck. Also Mised: getting exactly what you needed.
"Searching for a Force of Will in response on a Brainstorm? Mise well amirite? Getting one to save my life? Mised!"
Edit at above: yes. Lands would be forced additions with bans on City of Traitors and Ancient Tomb.
Maro ruled that local laws supersede the rules of Magic. And since I don't wear underwear, yeah.
Longest: Decking myself in a 2 vs. 1 game with my white "protection from you" deck against noobs. I was swinging for five every turn in the end, but gave them so much life by Plowsharing Colossi that I couldn't beat them down to zero before drawing my last. In a 75-card deck.
Which creature would you rather be against with Fog in your hand?
Is the Obama administration's agenda considered to be pro-brain slug?