Sharpie felt tip pens (not the fat kind) are the best pens you'll ever use, at least until they run out of ink. Which is pretty frequent, unfortunately.
Seriously? I bought my mom a Kindle Paperwhite ($135 after tax and giftwrap), my mom's friend a $75 32 GB MicroSD card, and I bought several toys for Toys for Tots. I could have gotten myself a 3DS XL for myself instead.
Anyway, the point is that she asked me what I wanted for Christmas, and instead of saying "anything else?" she tells me I'm too old for video games.
You obviously don't want real advice or suggestions; you just want us to agree with you.
No moral qualms here. However, there's a pretty severe practical issue: children. TIME ran an article a month or few back about the subject, featuring a man with three wives and over twenty children (link). With population being the issue it is, is it really necessary to produce so many kids? Granted, the same thing is possible with only one spouse, but it's a lot harder.
Broiling Gust xRG
Sorcery (R)
Broiling Gust deals X damage to each creature with flying. Each creature dealt damage this way deals that much damage to its controller. "Blacken their feathers and mummify their flesh. Then we'll see who rules the air."
--Burning-Tree Shaman
Salnac, the Sleeper
(U) Legendary Land Creature -- Island Turtle (M)
(Salnac, the Sleeper isn't a spell, it's affected by summoning sickness, and it has "t: Add U to your mana pool.")
Salnac, the Sleeper's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Islands on the battlefield.
Salnac can't attack or block unless there are ten or more Islands on the battlefield.
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Your opponent was completely right. Even at Regular REL, it's fairly illegal and definitely rude for a bystander to comment on a game. Yes, you were a butthead. That said, this probably isn't really a big deal, and you can make up for it by being nice to the guy next time you play him.
Expanding on this, it would be really nice if people would stop using etc. when they mean et al.
Something I like to say to those who think their good intentions justify their shoddy results.
You obviously don't want real advice or suggestions; you just want us to agree with you.
Rather like your mom, no?
Sorcery (R)
Broiling Gust deals X damage to each creature with flying. Each creature dealt damage this way deals that much damage to its controller.
"Blacken their feathers and mummify their flesh. Then we'll see who rules the air."
--Burning-Tree Shaman
I would have gone for it.
No, it's na-KAH-tle.
I believe they can ban either the username or the IP address.
(U) Legendary Land Creature -- Island Turtle (M)
(Salnac, the Sleeper isn't a spell, it's affected by summoning sickness, and it has "t: Add U to your mana pool.")
Salnac, the Sleeper's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Islands on the battlefield.
Salnac can't attack or block unless there are ten or more Islands on the battlefield.
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That said, if castration really did significantly improve lifespan, I would totally go for it. (I'm 17).