Yep, cashgrab. She's just riding his fame towards her paycheck. That exploiting(strike one), arrogant(strike two), shallow(strike three) *****.
"Judging people on shallow stuff is human nature"
If that were true, then how exactly did she get a date in the first place?
"I gave him my name. "Google away," I said. Then dinner was ready, and I signed off without remembering to do the same."
Sounds pretty arrogant to me. Mario, 1-up'd, her, yada yada.
"A long-forgotten fad, like pogs or something."
And she calls herself a journalist.
"Just like you're obligated to mention you're divorced or have a kid in your online profile, shouldn't someone also be required to disclose any indisputably geeky world championship titles?"
You're not obligated to do anything of the sort, last I checked.
"So what did I learn? Google the **** out of your next online date. Like, hardcore."
And there goes HER love life. Vigilance, not tapping that, blah blah.
I generally go with the "Anyone up for a round of EDHnoIdon'tCareIfIt'sOfficiallyCommanderI'mCallingItEDHdealWithIt" approach. Bonus points for doing it in one breath in response to someone opening their mouth to call it Commander.
Elder Dragon Highlander is just more flavourful than Commander. Just because my General isn't always a dragon doesn't make the name silly. But occasionally my General IS a dragon, which makes the name even better.
Creature-Zombie
At the beginning of your upkeep, tap ~ unless you pay 1 life.
When ~ enters the battlefield, if you didn't cast it from your hand, you lose the game.
Whenever ~ deals combat damage to a player, that player loses the game.
"Judging people on shallow stuff is human nature"
If that were true, then how exactly did she get a date in the first place?
"I gave him my name. "Google away," I said. Then dinner was ready, and I signed off without remembering to do the same."
Sounds pretty arrogant to me. Mario, 1-up'd, her, yada yada.
"A long-forgotten fad, like pogs or something."
And she calls herself a journalist.
"Just like you're obligated to mention you're divorced or have a kid in your online profile, shouldn't someone also be required to disclose any indisputably geeky world championship titles?"
You're not obligated to do anything of the sort, last I checked.
"So what did I learn? Google the **** out of your next online date. Like, hardcore."
And there goes HER love life. Vigilance, not tapping that, blah blah.
Elder Dragon Highlander is just more flavourful than Commander. Just because my General isn't always a dragon doesn't make the name silly. But occasionally my General IS a dragon, which makes the name even better.
Question: Can we post in the thread to discuss the game, Mafia-style?
No, I mean Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo. There's a difference.
Anyway, it was Alan Burnetting Wish.
I'll try again:
Creature-Zombie
At the beginning of your upkeep, tap ~ unless you pay 1 life.
When ~ enters the battlefield, if you didn't cast it from your hand, you lose the game.
Whenever ~ deals combat damage to a player, that player loses the game.
The answer includes a person IRL.