i understand half of it...but the other half u just made up...draw a diagram, or say it a litle more clearly *a few years since geometry...little rusty*
One day, Bob Dole was walking down the street when he found a Grumble Cake on the sidewalk. He didn't seem surprised until the grumble cake spoke to him. IT said "Evenjellion is stupid and isn't worth the time to spell right". So Bob Dole devoured the stupid cake with bad anime taste and walked into a local McDonalds for some food that didn't make fun of good shows. But all that he could find were American Idol parfaits, and instantly puked into the pie batter. Suddenly, God came down in a shining ray of evangelical light and said in a booming voice, "Pull my finger!" Bob Dole was not amused as much as God wanted him to be. But then Dole thought aloud, "What the hell?" and pulled the finger anyways.
God was totally off that someone had actually accepted and pulled his finger, so he decided he'd show Dole who was boss. God challenged Bob Dole to a contest to see who could bore more people in one hour. So they decided to play an action-packed game of Jenga. Of course, God pwned Dole, and God decided to bestow a terrible fate upon Dole, although he would first eat several chilly pistachios. But Dole totally d pistachios, so he opted to instead throw them at God's face and run as fast as he could towards the general direction of the Pacific Ocean. It was there he saw Abraham, Mohammed, and Jesus doing a three-person ballet on top of the water! So he pulled out his AK-47 and aimed it the three prophets, letting out a scream, "BOB DOLE OWNS YOU ALL!" But Mohammad being the pimp that he is, deflected the bullets back at Bob Dole, him instantly. Bob Dole's body slumped against the shore, , until God decided to have pity on him. by sending him to the deepest pit of the ocean...and to back to life in 500,ooo, 0o0,000 years, when the earth was destroyed.
Bob, in his surprise at being alive, almost didn't notice that the planet beneath him had disappeared, leaving him floating in space.He then fell through a portal that flew him into the future another 300ooo000ooo000 years, and all life ceased to exits. Fortunately, time turned out to be cyclical, and twenty seconds later, There Was Light.and the world started over... And it turned out that Bob Dole was God after all. But Bob Dole wasn't really happy over that fact, since that meant that Bill Clinton had beaten God at one point. But he was all right with that 'cause Bill was almost God and Bob could let it slide. But Bob decided that it still wasn't right, so he gave Mormons the ability to have teh "true god" and he became a normal human.
So, finally returned to his mortal state, Dole decided to treat himself to some nice food, so he went to the nearest Sushi place, "Sushi-rama 3000". while he was there, some ninjas attacked him...and...
He busted out his katana, waving it at the ninjas, who quivered in fear, knowing Bob Dole had Bushido 5.But this did not strike fear into the heart of the other customer, Bill Gates. Bill smiled, shouting into his watch, ready for combat, "BIG X!", and all of a sudden a giant titan of black and neon green rose from the ground, emblazoned with "Xbox 2". AFterwhich, Bob Dole dropped his pants and mooned Big X while flipping Gates the bird. Gates' eyes started burning and the titan ran away crying like a child.however...Bill decided this could never be know, and decided to kil Bob's :censored: , he kicked so hard, that it got stuck in his :censored: ...
1) a lifetime supply of SPAM
2) the key's to SPAM heaven
3) 327 Aztecs bowing at your feet calling you GOD
4) A bloody piece of raw meat
5) Quebec
6) the ability to make the best anime ever!
7) making Evangelion a series that will never end...and never suck from never ending!
8) a cracked turtle shell
9) 2 turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree
10) more stuff...
One day, Bob Dole was walking down the street when he found a Grumble Cake on the sidewalk. He didn't seem surprised until the grumble cake spoke to him. IT said "Evenjellion is stupid and isn't worth the time to spell right". So Bob Dole devoured the stupid cake with bad anime taste and walked into a local McDonalds for some food that didn't make fun of good shows. But all that he could find were American Idol parfaits, and instantly puked into the pie batter. Suddenly, God came down in a shining ray of evangelical light and said in a booming voice, "Pull my finger!" Bob Dole was not amused as much as God wanted him to be. But then Dole thought aloud, "What the hell?" and pulled the finger anyways.
God was totally pissed off that someone had actually accepted and pulled his finger, so he decided he'd show Dole who was boss. God challenged Bob Dole to a contest to see who could bore more people in one hour. So they decided to play an action-packed game of Jenga. Of course, God pwned Dole, and God decided to bestow a terrible fate upon Dole, although he would first eat several chilly pistachios. But Dole totally hated pistachios, so he opted to instead throw them at God's face and run as fast as he could towards the general direction of the Pacific Ocean. It was there he saw Abraham, Mohammed, and Jesus doing a three-person ballet on top of the water! So he pulled out his AK-47 and aimed it the three prophets, letting out a scream, "BOB DOLE OWNS YOU ALL!" But Mohammad being the pimp that he is, deflected the bullets back at Bob Dole, killing him instantly. Bob Dole's body slumped against the shore, dead, until God decided to have pity on him. by sending him to the deepest pit of the ocean...and to back to life in 500,ooo, 0o0,000 years, when the earth was destroyed.
Bob, in his surprise at being alive, almost didn't notice that the planet beneath him had disappeared, leaving him floating in space.He then fell through a portal that flew him into the future another 300ooo000ooo000 years, and all life ceased to exits. Fortunately, time turned out to be cyclical, and twenty seconds later, There Was Light.and the world started over... And it turned out that Bob Dole was God after all. But Bob Dole wasn't really happy over that fact, since that meant that Bill Clinton had beaten God at one point. But he was all right with that 'cause Bill was almost God and Bob could let it slide. But Bob decided that it still wasn't right, so he gave Mormons the ability to have teh "true god" and he became a normal human.
So, finally returned to his mortal state, Dole decided to treat himself to some nice food, so he went to the nearest Sushi place, "Sushi-rama 3000".
__________________ while he was there, some ninjas attacked him...and...
i wish that chucklez would bring his AVATAR BACK!
i wish that the laptop my school gave me for the year i would get to keep...
God was totally off that someone had actually accepted and pulled his finger, so he decided he'd show Dole who was boss. God challenged Bob Dole to a contest to see who could bore more people in one hour. So they decided to play an action-packed game of Jenga. Of course, God pwned Dole, and God decided to bestow a terrible fate upon Dole, although he would first eat several chilly pistachios. But Dole totally d pistachios, so he opted to instead throw them at God's face and run as fast as he could towards the general direction of the Pacific Ocean. It was there he saw Abraham, Mohammed, and Jesus doing a three-person ballet on top of the water! So he pulled out his AK-47 and aimed it the three prophets, letting out a scream, "BOB DOLE OWNS YOU ALL!" But Mohammad being the pimp that he is, deflected the bullets back at Bob Dole, him instantly. Bob Dole's body slumped against the shore, , until God decided to have pity on him. by sending him to the deepest pit of the ocean...and to back to life in 500,ooo, 0o0,000 years, when the earth was destroyed.
Bob, in his surprise at being alive, almost didn't notice that the planet beneath him had disappeared, leaving him floating in space.He then fell through a portal that flew him into the future another 300ooo000ooo000 years, and all life ceased to exits. Fortunately, time turned out to be cyclical, and twenty seconds later, There Was Light.and the world started over... And it turned out that Bob Dole was God after all. But Bob Dole wasn't really happy over that fact, since that meant that Bill Clinton had beaten God at one point. But he was all right with that 'cause Bill was almost God and Bob could let it slide. But Bob decided that it still wasn't right, so he gave Mormons the ability to have teh "true god" and he became a normal human.
So, finally returned to his mortal state, Dole decided to treat himself to some nice food, so he went to the nearest Sushi place, "Sushi-rama 3000". while he was there, some ninjas attacked him...and...
He busted out his katana, waving it at the ninjas, who quivered in fear, knowing Bob Dole had Bushido 5.But this did not strike fear into the heart of the other customer, Bill Gates. Bill smiled, shouting into his watch, ready for combat, "BIG X!", and all of a sudden a giant titan of black and neon green rose from the ground, emblazoned with "Xbox 2". AFterwhich, Bob Dole dropped his pants and mooned Big X while flipping Gates the bird. Gates' eyes started burning and the titan ran away crying like a child.however...Bill decided this could never be know, and decided to kil Bob's :censored: , he kicked so hard, that it got stuck in his :censored: ...
a dollar bill
2) the key's to SPAM heaven
3) 327 Aztecs bowing at your feet calling you GOD
4) A bloody piece of raw meat
5) Quebec
6) the ability to make the best anime ever!
7) making Evangelion a series that will never end...and never suck from never ending!
8) a cracked turtle shell
9) 2 turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree
10) more stuff...
*GIVE ME A SOUL!*
God was totally pissed off that someone had actually accepted and pulled his finger, so he decided he'd show Dole who was boss. God challenged Bob Dole to a contest to see who could bore more people in one hour. So they decided to play an action-packed game of Jenga. Of course, God pwned Dole, and God decided to bestow a terrible fate upon Dole, although he would first eat several chilly pistachios. But Dole totally hated pistachios, so he opted to instead throw them at God's face and run as fast as he could towards the general direction of the Pacific Ocean. It was there he saw Abraham, Mohammed, and Jesus doing a three-person ballet on top of the water! So he pulled out his AK-47 and aimed it the three prophets, letting out a scream, "BOB DOLE OWNS YOU ALL!" But Mohammad being the pimp that he is, deflected the bullets back at Bob Dole, killing him instantly. Bob Dole's body slumped against the shore, dead, until God decided to have pity on him. by sending him to the deepest pit of the ocean...and to back to life in 500,ooo, 0o0,000 years, when the earth was destroyed.
Bob, in his surprise at being alive, almost didn't notice that the planet beneath him had disappeared, leaving him floating in space.He then fell through a portal that flew him into the future another 300ooo000ooo000 years, and all life ceased to exits. Fortunately, time turned out to be cyclical, and twenty seconds later, There Was Light.and the world started over... And it turned out that Bob Dole was God after all. But Bob Dole wasn't really happy over that fact, since that meant that Bill Clinton had beaten God at one point. But he was all right with that 'cause Bill was almost God and Bob could let it slide. But Bob decided that it still wasn't right, so he gave Mormons the ability to have teh "true god" and he became a normal human.
So, finally returned to his mortal state, Dole decided to treat himself to some nice food, so he went to the nearest Sushi place, "Sushi-rama 3000".
__________________
while he was there, some ninjas attacked him...and...
when will i get a soul?
um...uranus
i wish they wouldn't spam in the spam area!