I GOT IT...."Flew" THATS's his dogs name...um...jk...i know...i just...dont...want...to...say...it...why...are...you...staring...at...me...like...that...
The Shinji-esque kid with his hands up. I may have the gun pointed at me now, but what that old fart doesn't know is that I took all the bullets out and threw them under my bed. Later on, after dinner, I'll give him some father-son punishment, let's just say he'll be the Uranus to my Cronus...ehehhehe.
*how did i not notice this before?...WOW...all im gonna say...*
hmmm....maybe my sould isnt good enough...i will add...
the chain of Arby's in my area
2 and 8/9 hamburgers *i get hungry too*
infinite mana whenever you play magic
if u ever play me, you will always win :grin2:
4 tables with 2 legs
8 chairs with 9 legs
a burnt ravager
the people who decided to ban ravager *your choice what to do*
oh...and a foil box of saviours *my ninja skills got me secret access to MTG headquarters, so i got em*
AND DONT FORGET MY SOUL TOO!
One day, Bob Dole was walking down the street when he found a Grumble Cake on the sidewalk. He didn't seem surprised until the grumble cake spoke to him. IT said "Evenjellion is stupid and isn't worth the time to spell right". So Bob Dole devoured the stupid cake with bad anime taste and walked into a local McDonalds for some food that didn't make fun of good shows. But all that he could find were American Idol parfaits, and instantly puked into the pie batter. Suddenly, God came down in a shining ray of evangelical light and said in a booming voice, "Pull my finger!" Bob Dole was not amused as much as God wanted him to be. But then Dole thought aloud, "What the hell?" and pulled the finger anyways.
God was totally pissed off that someone had actually accepted and pulled his finger, so he decided he'd show Dole who was boss. God challenged Bob Dole to a contest to see who could bore more people in one hour. So they decided to play an action-packed game of Jenga. Of course, God pwned Dole, and God decided to bestow a terrible fate upon Dole, although he would first eat several chilly pistachios. But Dole totally hated pistachios, so he opted to instead throw them at God's face and run as fast as he could towards the general direction of the Pacific Ocean. It was there he saw Abraham, Mohammed, and Jesus doing a three-person ballet on top of the water! So he pulled out his AK-47 and aimed it the three prophets, letting out a scream, "BOB DOLE OWNS YOU ALL!" But Mohammad being the pimp that he is, deflected the bullets back at Bob Dole, killing him instantly. Bob Dole's body slumped against the shore, dead, until God decided to have pity on him. by sending him to the deepest pit of the ocean...and to back to life in 500,ooo, 0o0,000 years, when the earth was destroyed.
Bob, in his surprise at being alive, almost didn't notice that the planet beneath him had disappeared, leaving him floating in space.He then fell through a portal that flew him into the future another 300ooo000ooo000 years, and all life ceased to exits. Fortunately, time turned out to be cyclical, and twenty seconds later, There Was Light.and the world started over... And it turned out that Bob Dole was God after all. But Bob Dole wasn't really happy over that fact, since that meant that Bill Clinton had beaten God at one point. But he was all right with that 'cause Bill was almost God and Bob could let it slide. But bob Decided that it still wasn't right, so he gave Mormons the ability to have teh "true god" and he became a normal human.
hmm...*why didn't i win...sob* (what to offer) ... I GOT IT! a...nope...i got no ideas... or... what if i offered...hmm...my own soul as the Genie of the Lamp...I would grant your every wish...
"Your mom goes to college"
*how did i not notice this before?...WOW...all im gonna say...*
*INCEST INCEST*
Why does Slavan always get beat-down?
I wish that all u short people would be as tall as me 6'0 and growin!
Does anyone care if Slavan is holding a potatoe?
I wish that the world was round! *darn corners*
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the chain of Arby's in my area
2 and 8/9 hamburgers *i get hungry too*
infinite mana whenever you play magic
if u ever play me, you will always win :grin2:
4 tables with 2 legs
8 chairs with 9 legs
a burnt ravager
the people who decided to ban ravager *your choice what to do*
oh...and a foil box of saviours *my ninja skills got me secret access to MTG headquarters, so i got em*
AND DONT FORGET MY SOUL TOO!
I wish i had his soul...
whas that really a question?
God was totally pissed off that someone had actually accepted and pulled his finger, so he decided he'd show Dole who was boss. God challenged Bob Dole to a contest to see who could bore more people in one hour. So they decided to play an action-packed game of Jenga. Of course, God pwned Dole, and God decided to bestow a terrible fate upon Dole, although he would first eat several chilly pistachios. But Dole totally hated pistachios, so he opted to instead throw them at God's face and run as fast as he could towards the general direction of the Pacific Ocean. It was there he saw Abraham, Mohammed, and Jesus doing a three-person ballet on top of the water! So he pulled out his AK-47 and aimed it the three prophets, letting out a scream, "BOB DOLE OWNS YOU ALL!" But Mohammad being the pimp that he is, deflected the bullets back at Bob Dole, killing him instantly. Bob Dole's body slumped against the shore, dead, until God decided to have pity on him. by sending him to the deepest pit of the ocean...and to back to life in 500,ooo, 0o0,000 years, when the earth was destroyed.
Bob, in his surprise at being alive, almost didn't notice that the planet beneath him had disappeared, leaving him floating in space.He then fell through a portal that flew him into the future another 300ooo000ooo000 years, and all life ceased to exits. Fortunately, time turned out to be cyclical, and twenty seconds later, There Was Light.and the world started over... And it turned out that Bob Dole was God after all. But Bob Dole wasn't really happy over that fact, since that meant that Bill Clinton had beaten God at one point. But he was all right with that 'cause Bill was almost God and Bob could let it slide. But bob Decided that it still wasn't right, so he gave Mormons the ability to have teh "true god" and he became a normal human.
I wish that i could win someone's soul...