MTG Salvation

Grongigas Set: http://mhag.info/mhtriu/viewset.htm?s=S+1, HGE, Awaken, Destructor : G.B.H.244.1.35.C.250.0.A.241.1.184.W.237.0.L.247.0.Y.0.1.48.5.0

Quote from Overbeing_of_Myth

In fact, I personally pledge to send 24 red velvet Georgetown cupcakes to your store if kokopuff is unbanned. Is that a bribe? Absolutely.

Quote from Benalicious Hero

Hello Hinotama Look at your legacy format. Now back to me. Now back to your legacy format. Now back to me. Sadly, your legacy format isn't mine. But if it didn't let your opponent drop a land on your first turn and switched back to the tried and true method, it could smell like mine. Look down. Back up. Where are you? You're on a boat with the format your format could smell like. What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it; it's a Spell Pierce with an extra 2 for that thing you love to cast on turn one. Look again. The pierces are now stifles. Anything is possible when you let your opponent put a land into play on your opening turn. I'm on a turn one Tarmogoyf.

Quote from Yanni

Did you know that I'm batman?</span><span style="font-size: 14.3px; line-height: 1.7;">

Quote from Iso

Did you know that Yanni is FoS, and I don't mean Finger of Suspicion?

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I didn't think the forum would allow me to choose "Elspeth's ******" as a user name. Please change it to Elspeth's Whale Tail. Thank you. [COLOR="Blue"]0 posts, but do I have a choice? Approved..? -Sene[/COLOR]

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Don't think of it (not eliminating the dollar bill) as costing your country billions, think of it as supporting single mothers and med students the old-fashioned way: by paying to see their national geographics on display.

Quote from Sanity"s_Eclipse

If they're not gonna play by the rules of the game y'all have agreed to play, why not just stick your heads in buckets and bang on each other until you mentally downgrade a couple notches? Seems to have the same end effect of them doing whatever the hell they want, lol.

Quote from Lormador

Well, Mr. Cheesybarf, I'm glad you don't have an avatar yet! I just ate lunch!

Quote from Seppel

With 23 league players alive, it takes 12 votes to lynch a setup.

Quote from Aircalibur

I think the next set should be a return to New Phyrexia, where Nicol Bolas invades and takes it over in the name of Lorwyn. I would love to see a reprint of Elesh Norn as her price is getting ridiculous.

Quote from Boreez

Dear god by all that's good and holy no.

Quote from Galspanic

Nothing in Portland is funny to me anymore. When you drive under a bridge, look up, and see an ass hanging off the edge... and have to slam on the breaks to avoid hitting the turn bomb coming down... yeah, novelty gone.

Quote from Philonous

Auto correct is not to blame for his comments looking like a dog threw up a entire bag of scrabble tiles.

Quote from Kryptnyt

I would send out Golden Rules Tickets in random booster packs. The five lucky recipients would be offered a tour of the fanciful factory where magic cards are painstakingly crafted by orange midgets.

Quote from iRebel

Well someone had to make a crytitting thread eventually. It's the third guaranteed thing in life after Death and Taxes: That someone's going to ***** about a new set.

Quote from viperesque

ITT: The solution to mod corruption is for them to abuse their powers for their own entertainment.:trolo:

Quote from Sheldon Menery »

Haters gonna hate.

Quote from Nis

Phthisis. Easier than it looks: thy-sis. Good ol' silent 'ph'; always showing up in words like phthisis and, uh, nothing else?

Quote from Enizzle

The answer is obviously Rush Limbaugh. What other obese, drug addled, hopelessly backward man-porpoise can be simultaneously taken seriously by the hillfolk of a backward nation AND entertain children with his nonsensical rants? Seriously, throw a Disney tune over that fat puke's voice and you couldn't TEAR your kids away from it.

Quote from Dechs Kaison

Wait, what will you set on fire? The antlers, the nose, or the car? Or all three?

Quote from (cryogen)

Driver, if we're lucky.

Quote from Jack_from_NC

I hope that *Insert 20 dollar card here* is in there, in foil, with new full-frame art, in a language non-native to my own. When I open the box, I want the people around me to cheer me on, crying "Jack Jack, He's the mannnnn!" Afterwards, while disassembling the decks so that I can gut them for their value rather than appreciate them as a product, I want Mark Rosewater to come up to me and personally thank me for helping stimulate Hasbro's stock in a non-substantial way. Then we'd go bowling, and go to a club which has the outside on the inside, all the while bobbing our heads to "what is love". Because if we're going to turn a rumor mill thread into masturbatory, non-sensical wish fulfillment, let's go all the way.

Quote from Ray Lewis »

“You gotta be hungry for it. You’ve got to put everything you got on it. EVERYTHING! Every second. You have to be the first one in line. That’s how leaders are born.”

Quote from Nodrog

Because moderating the EDH sub-forums is like herding cats...

Quote from cryogen

A lot easier with shrapnel grenades?

Quote from BlackVise

I sign off for five minutes and Teia's trying to seduce the entire user base.

Quote from Teia Rabishu

Trying and succeeding.

Quote from Surging Chaos

That also explains why Teysa has a crippled leg... it got hit by the nerfbat from Development.

Quote from Tormod

Sorry for my use of the word bull****, I'm in construction and this is the language we use when we think something is bull****.

Quote from Jivanmukta »

The wheels on the bus go Over your corpse

Quote from cryogen

Easier still is just letting them roam pantsless. Sure, the family gives you odd looks when your kid relieves themselves on a new carpet, but hey, you saved money on diapers.

Quote from Dechs Kaison

Seriously, who's afraid of Norin or Zedruu? One's an absolutely worthless commander with a terrible color identity, a useless ability, and absolutely no tribal support to help it out. The other is Norin the Wary.

Quote from Helix

Quote from Koopa

<br />Praise Helix.

<br />Thanks koopa.