I'm not sure you realised that I, the Eastern Block guy, am not the original dude you were going after. For all we know, they're as American as George Washington's wooden teeth.
Oh, I thought we were just both replying with dumb, irrelevant stuff.
No you type English in a manner that feels jagged and not from America, so I am curious what country you live in?
Move along, son.
Gotcha. As third world as it gets. How's the dial-up connection in whatever grass hut you live in? You careful to avoid the wild cats and the scurvy native STD? What's your favorite bush meet... Gazelle? Panther? Koala?
Eyyy, what a fun, casual racism you've got there. "Eyyy" is a reference to the character of Italian-American Arthur "Fonzie" Fonzarelli from the American sit-com Happy Days and pretty common internet meme-talk.
And anticipating your question, no, I'm not American, I'm actually from the former Eastern Block. But I didn't know this forum to be American exclusive.
"Arlinn has the feeling Chandra would help with whatever it was Adeline asked of her, but they can't let their eyes stray too far from their goal here."
Nah, it's typed human. We do know elves used to exist in Innistrad, so it might have elven blood in it.
We do know about Innistradian elves? I was under the impression that humans are the only non-monstrous humanoids on Innistrad. Could you provide me with some source on the elves, good sir?
Who/what is that greenish woman in harem costume? Are overseas vampires on Innistrad serpentine in their design? What is going on?
The blood and the nautical motifs suggest the lady in the center is a Stromkirk vampire.
I remember Stromkirk vampires from previous sets being less green and more occidental in their fashion sense, but maybe you're right and WotC are just doing some makeover.
There's a lot of cards in Kaldheim that are almost as obnoxious as those in Eldraine - Chariot, Goldspan Dragon, Alrund's Epiphany. And both Tibalt and his Trickery, one that gets cheated onto the field and the other that cheated Emrakul in before geting banned. Power creep never dies.
You can crew Vehicles with decayed Zombies turn after turn without them rotting away, so it's nice there's Zombie making spell in the same color as Esika's Chariot. Gonna be interesting Standard season.
I think Bruno, Ulvenwald guide, is clearly mistaken. That's no regular wolf, that's a wolf-rootwalla hybrid. What other degenerate horrors are left on Innistrad after the Eldritch Moon?
But for real, it's interesting that "thank the angels" remained in vernacular after intensive purging from above.
Vivien's Edict1BG
Sorcery (U)
Target player sacrifices a creature. Look at the top X cards of your library, where X is the sacrificed creature's power. You may reveal a creature or land card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Vivien's ObjectionGUU
Instant (U)
Counter target spell. Look at the top X cards of your library, where X is that spell's mana value. You may reveal a creature or land card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Vivien's ExplosionRG
Sorcery (U)
Destroy target artifact. Look at the top X cards of your library, where X is that artifact's mana value. You may reveal a creature or land card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Vivien's ProtectionGW
Instant (U)
The next time a source of your choice would deal damage to you this turn, prevent that damage. Look at the top X cards of your library, where X is damage prevented this way. You may reveal a creature or land card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Eyyy, what a fun, casual racism you've got there. "Eyyy" is a reference to the character of Italian-American Arthur "Fonzie" Fonzarelli from the American sit-com Happy Days and pretty common internet meme-talk.
And anticipating your question, no, I'm not American, I'm actually from the former Eastern Block. But I didn't know this forum to be American exclusive.
Are they implying it again?
We do know about Innistradian elves? I was under the impression that humans are the only non-monstrous humanoids on Innistrad. Could you provide me with some source on the elves, good sir?
https://www.artofmtg.com/art/augur-of-autum/
I remember Stromkirk vampires from previous sets being less green and more occidental in their fashion sense, but maybe you're right and WotC are just doing some makeover.
But for real, it's interesting that "thank the angels" remained in vernacular after intensive purging from above.
Vivien's Edict 1BG
Sorcery (U)
Target player sacrifices a creature. Look at the top X cards of your library, where X is the sacrificed creature's power. You may reveal a creature or land card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Vivien's Objection GUU
Instant (U)
Counter target spell. Look at the top X cards of your library, where X is that spell's mana value. You may reveal a creature or land card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Vivien's Explosion RG
Sorcery (U)
Destroy target artifact. Look at the top X cards of your library, where X is that artifact's mana value. You may reveal a creature or land card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Vivien's Protection GW
Instant (U)
The next time a source of your choice would deal damage to you this turn, prevent that damage. Look at the top X cards of your library, where X is damage prevented this way. You may reveal a creature or land card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.