Gotta go with Champion of Lambholt, so criminally underrated, had 2 different decks in 2 different standard formats that featured her as a 4-of that just blasted folks, even had a macro phrase on MWS chat. Can't count the number of games that ended:
me: Can't, read Champ
them: gg
Faith's Shield could be a strong card against abrupt decay and other disruption
As for the name, I like Dork Ascendancy
Edit:like MAD, man
http://www.mtgsalvation.com/forums/the-game/modern/established-modern/527860-bw-tokens?page=48
Anyways, doesn't straight burn kinda suck? super sensitive to mana variance and it has like a crapton of ways to answer it
There's Axebane Guardian into Mind Grind, and Doorkeeper activations, as I mentioned in my post.
Jace, Memory Adept's still legal too, a deck full of walls oughta keep him alive
I see a Walls.deck with green for Axebane guardian and Sylvan Caryatid for potentially massive Mind Grinds along with that defender mill guy and some other goodies like the mill counterspell and divination. you'd probably need Ashiok too as the control matchups seem a little rough otherwise, but at least she'd be well protected
Seems like it could hold its own, with the benefit of having all its offensive action take place on opponents EOT