Mummify2WB
Sorcery (U)
Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. This creature entering the battlefield doesn't cause abilities to trigger.
Steam Engine3
Artifact (R)
Whenever you cast a blue spell, add 1 to your mana pool.
Whenever you cast a red spell, add 1 to your mana pool.
Whenever colorless mana empties from your mana pool, you lose 1 life.
Interesting tid-bit: Birds of Paradise art was actually intended to be art for volcanic island. The strange composition made them ask for it to be recommissioned, and they came up with BoP's rule text on the spot.
Valdren Trickster3R
Creature - Fox Rogue (R) R, T: Exchange control of two target artifacts. "That fox is a crafty one—I didn't figure out the necklace was actually a beetroot until I slipped it around my wife's neck. Our third worst anniversary ever."
—Arrus Grindleson, farmer
2/2
I mean, the original prompt was as simple as:
Sorcery (U)
Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. This creature entering the battlefield doesn't cause abilities to trigger.
iiw: love
Sorcery (R)
Destroy all colored permanents.
iiw: love
Artifact (R)
Whenever you cast a blue spell, add 1 to your mana pool.
Whenever you cast a red spell, add 1 to your mana pool.
Whenever colorless mana empties from your mana pool, you lose 1 life.
iiw: love
huh, no kidding
full disclosure, I just ran a search for P3K
I'm not going to have Paint access until later this afternoon, probably
see you in 120 seconds
e:
oh you
Spoiler Tags!
-Feyd
Valdren Trickster 3R
Creature - Fox Rogue (R)
R, T: Exchange control of two target artifacts.
"That fox is a crafty one—I didn't figure out the necklace was actually a beetroot until I slipped it around my wife's neck. Our third worst anniversary ever."
—Arrus Grindleson, farmer
2/2
IIW: pink