Pulled this in an M12 pack.
Between U#1 and U#2. OK, not my pack but I watched him open it. Weird.
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Quote fromOne time I was on a vacation in Hawaii, and I met this beautiful red-haired girl. We spent the next week together and got to know each other very well. I invited her to come and stay with me in my rented beach house. We also had drinks together and took long walks on the beach. And then my medication wore off, and as it turns out she was not that beautiful. In fact, she was not even human, she was a fire hydrant. Also, I was not in Hawaii I was down the street, next to a lawn sprinkler. And my beach house was really just a dumpster. I don't take THAT medication any more...
I'm jazzed!! No more "Wankushookam, the Fist that Opens Only This Much"
Quote from PrizmLook, Jessica Alba is straight, but that doesn't mean I'll ever meet her, date her, or get this restraining order removed by her lawyers.
Quote from CornithopterMost people I know think I'm really cocky, because well, they're just jealous of how much better I am then them.
Quote from BweeBweeI had always assumed that if you kicked [a teletubby] really hard in the stomach, you would short-circuit their internal television systems and send some sort of shockwave through their body and shut down their heart and other important internal organs, and then it would set off some sort of alarm system that would send a message through their antennae on their heads to the other teletubbies and they would take out their talking vacuum cleaner to eliminate the person who set off the signal.
I was a strange little kid.
Quote from sneakyhomunculusAs a big exception I decided to change *** Haters account to Faerie Lord. Not because I'm suddenly changing the rules, but because someone very rightfully made me aware of the meaning of the word '***' and the connotation it would have in combination with 'hater'. For those not in the know, '***' is used as a disparaging term for a person of color. Therefore as an exeption I thought it would be alright to change this members name.
I believe the closest translation is:
Attack one beating chicken of 4 cards, then erase 3 minus from your battleax. Never in your main phase will you do a 4 cards risen, but McDonald of 2 to the punish-bin. Again, beat softly to the end.
Not bad, digs pretty deep for 4 mana. Kinda interesting how they're making an obvious point, right in the text of the spell, that blue should get better Sorcery speed card draw than Instant speed card draw.
Quote from bakteriothanks boys, I´m gonna piss my neighbour right now
Quote from firl21JUST A FOLLOW UP. i went to the doctar to day. had a cat scan. aparently the back of my brain and ssome parts of my head give signs of being 15 years older than they should be. the doctor said i experenced somthing called temprol displacment. somthing in wich he says that through sme odd circumstance i traveld breifly through time. he told me the voice i herd was not seing the future in a dream but seing the real future. as for feeling not rested. my body had no signs of rest and i have been awake for the entire day. this is some weired ☺☺☺☺. the doctor recomended i start meditating dayil to prevent metal deteriration.
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Leave the Werefrog alone! They're endangered, you know.
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Great pack.
Quote fromI'm glad the Romans didn't invent the internet. I wouldn't want an IP address like CXCII.CLXVIII.IV.XVIII ...
Quote from98% of the internet population has a MySpace. If you are part of the 2% that isn't emo, put this in your sig.
Quote from98% of the internet population has a Myspace. 98% of the remaining 2% feels the need to brag about being in this remaining 2%. If you're part of the remaining 0.04% FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE DON'T PUT THIS IN YOUR SIG!